What would have happened when Paul met the boys.

  1. Management: guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
  2. Paul: Hell-
  3. Liam: Baby sitter? I thought I was.
  4. Louis: it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
  5. Paul: very nice to meet you lads.
  6. Louis: -whispers- keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at harry-
  7. Paul: -looks at Harry-
  8. Harry: hi! -innocent smile-
  9. Paul: why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
  10. Zayn: hey I'm zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it-
  11. Paul: it's very nic-
  12. Zayn: wait no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
  13. Paul: um okay.
  14. Zayn: bitches love my hair.
  15. Paul: you have very nice hair.
  16. Zayn: I already know that.
  17. Niall: hey mate. The Names Niall
  18. Liam: Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
  19. Niall: Is that nando's you got there?
  20. Liam: I'm daddy direction, what is this mahogany.
  21. Harry: damn check out that chick!
  22. Paul: Harry, that's my wife?
  23. Harry: how old is she?
  24. Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
  25. Zayn: Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, i can't see my whole face.
  26. Niall: I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
  27. Paul: What did i sign up for.
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